will someone just date me please
I volunteer!
So this was the costume I was supposed to wear tonight, but I got so busy getting all the food and festivities ready that I talked my son into doing it instead. I doubt anyone in our ‘hood knew what he was.
This is AWESOME!!! And if he would have shown up at my door I wold just hand him all of our candy! You win!
“…I took a picture to show the difference between a men’s XL and a woman’s. Here lies a problem I see so frequently it’s upsetting. How are both of these shirts an XL? What message are clothing companies saying to our women? Sometimes it feels like they are saying, “It’s ok for men to be a certain size but, not you.” Women are often forced to be in a certain size bracket or it’s too bad so sad.”
- Sarah Robles, USA weightlifting Olympian
This was the funniest joke of my entire childhood
From trying to keep the Giants in SF to some amazing defense all Postseason, to bunting in the top of the 10th inning in the World Series, this boy is the best giants fan, an amazing player, and an inspiration to giants fans everywhere.
I’M NOT OKAY
YO, CAN WE GET A SERIOUS CHAIN OF REBLOGGING?
Fuck right off, Taylor Swift.
That’s not how you..oh ok.
oh look another reason to not like her
Taylor Swift - “No matter what happens in life, be good to people. Being good to people is a wonderful legacy to leave behind.”
too bad all you do is write songs bashing guys who had the misfortune of dating someone with the mentality of a middle schooler.
And people wonder why I’m beginning to hate her
Bolding mine
James Franco at Horror Nights YEAAAHH with the giants hat!!
Lies. Wendy is way prettier than that when she grows up. Trust me.
yes. this deserves 3 reblogs
OMG POSEY YOU’RE SO PRESH HOLY CRAP AHHHHHHHHH
BALLS
Oh Posey.
